Dogs Of Chinatown

Went out to an abandoned metal scrapyard … with no metal, and shot a scene with Patrick. Guy was awesome, from New Jersey. I got to point a gun around like a little kid, all the while watching the road and hiding whenever a cop drove by. Everyone kept telling me to chill out. Not easy when I’ve had 6 squad cars surround me just from someone calling 911 about a gun in public. When Micah and I went to do our scene, we got rained out.

Went back to Micah’s place and did scenes where I walk into my place after the restaurant fight. Spent a lot of time doing a shot of the gun going into a cabinet, and then, the moment everyone’s waiting for, I had my solo shower scene… in slow-mo. Don’t get too excited; I was wearing shorts and a chastity belt.

These guys won’t stop watching that scene. Seriously.

I think after that we watched Contour. But maybe not. I think I have my days mixed up. Anyway, I got drunk and watched Contour with 8 other people, which was so much fun. I sat next to another guy, another Eric actually, and we laughed at all the stupid shit I put in it for these occasions in particular. Andy, the behind the scenes guy, and his wife came and they’re awesome. Andy’s super chill and I dig talking to him. His wife talked about her job as a, what would you call it, a waxer? She waxes people. Great stories. Micah showed off the downward-pointing arrow he shaved into his chest and she commented on the quality of shaving he did, which apparently wasn’t very good.

Went out to a club and danced. Met Brian who plays my teacher in the film. Awesome dude because we can be sarcastic children if any situation calls for it, and eventually he was a drunk dude. Micah and I battled some girls by teaming up on a pole dance. I only wish Ed and Tyler could’ve been there. Someone tried to pick a fight with Micah, and Brian kept punching and kicking me for no good reason. Then a lady tried to convince me I was gay, which led to great conversations. I’m glad I learned Ed’s dance moves. To the T.

That night after we walked back to Micah’s, the three of us talked about crackers, hats, and then crackers again.

Submitted by: Eric Jacobus